My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize