I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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