took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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