It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
All I want is dick and wine.
I deserve this hangover.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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