I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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