I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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