That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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