i barfeds in our rink
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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