he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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