tell your sister to shave her snatch
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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Houston, we have a blender
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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