Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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