i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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