You can't motorboat a personality
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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