I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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