so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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