Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
jump out the window naked night went bad
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