ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Duck Duck Cougar?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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