Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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