Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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