these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Apparently you make a good broom.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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