This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
