Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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