i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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