talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
high people should be assigned attendants
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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