this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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