i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Michael Bay diarrhea
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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