he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
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There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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