But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Randomize
