People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
