So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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