my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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