i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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