I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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