We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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