Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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