How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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