The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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