shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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