So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
