So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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