Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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