i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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