Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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