your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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