Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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