Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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