Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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