is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
nutella sex= disaster
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
