Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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