SEEEEXXX PLEASE
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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