If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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