wrigley field is MILF paradise
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
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i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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