Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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