I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
did you just send me my own nude
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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