yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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