Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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